Hey Internet: Thanks For Nothing

Dan Gibson | September 12, 2008 11:30 am
The Time played fifteen shows in Las Vegas over the course of the summer, following their reunion at the Grammys, and that wasn’t something worth letting me know about, Internet? I spend my days looking for music-related information, and at no point could you be bothered to tell me that the original lineup of the Time–with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis–was performing five hours from my home? Instead, all I got from you were videos of bears dancing to Lil Jon tracks! I don’t want to seem unappreciative, but let’s try to find a better way to communicate. For my future. [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]