noah | November 30, 2007 8:52 am

“Musician”/”celebrity”/reality-TV “star” Tila Tequila’s as-seen-on-MTV bisexuality may be 100% phony! I know, I know, we were all waiting to see if she would be STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????, weren’t we. Is there nothing left for the world to believe in? How will we tell the children who want to come out to their parents via blog post/reality show???? [NYP]