jharv | January 4, 2008 10:00 am

Janet Jackson says employers should plan for a massive surge in maternity leave after she unleashes her forthcoming album Discipline, “because her music is the ultimate aphrodisiac.” If Janet really wants to her record to be responsible for a “baby boom”–way to ignore the overpopulation problem, lady–she might want to a.) get people to start buying Janet Jackson records again meaning b.) she might want to stop trying to turn potential listeners on by talking about her “heavy flow.” [SFGate]