Ted Nugent Tries To Bridge The Tofu Divide

noah | September 22, 2008 2:30 am

This just in: “TED NUGENT OFFERS HIS SERVICES AS PERSONAL SECURITY FOR PAUL MCCARTNEY’S UPCOMING ISRAEL CONCERT.” And he’s even letting his anti-vegetarian prejudice fall by the wayside so he can serve as, and I quote, McCartney’s “Dirty Harry With A Ponytail.” What a guy! [Earlier]