Hey Asshole: The Injury Report

noah | September 23, 2008 2:30 am

Oasis’ Noel Gallagher was still feeling lousy after being bum-rushed onstage by some idiot earlier this month, so he (finally) visited the doctor: “A CT scan has now revealed that Noel suffered three broken and dislodged ribs in the attack and he has been advised by his doctor that he will not be able to perform for at least another week.” Which means that three of the band’s shows later this month–all in the UK Europe–have been postponed until sometime after Gallagher heals. [oasisinet.com]