Having taken on file-sharing in a previous issue, the world of Archie is now going to take on an even bigger musical scourge for the 250th issue of Archie Digest: “Betty and Veronica leave Riverdale to visit Beverly Hills and end up shopping with pop star ‘Jessica Simmers,’ who’s modeled after Jessica Simpson.” It’s unknown if the gang winds up discussing the politics of the Iraq War, but the girls are scandalized by “sushi and tofu dog vendor carts on Rodeo Drive,” I guess because there’s no Whole Foods within driving distance of Pop’s. [Page Six]
