Nickelback Figures Out How To Get Some Strip-Club Love

noah | October 28, 2008 11:30 am
The new Nickelback single, which contains something resembling an actual groove, may be one of the Canadian heshers’ best songs yet–that is, if you don’t listen to the lyrics. The song is called “Something In Your Mouth,” and if you think that‘s bad, wait until you get to the lyric about some woman being paid just to touch an unidentified object. (Although the “something” that goes into the titular mouth is, in fact, a thumb.) I’m guessing that this song’s lyrics are so stomach-turning because the goal is to have them be acted out by whoever’s manning the pole at Scandals or Gold Fingers that night, but for me, Chad Kroeger singing about people having something in their mouths is only resulting in unfortunate flashbacks to his past revelations. [YouTube]