Britney Spears Would Like To Go To The Chiropractor Before She Hits The Red Sox Game

noah | October 31, 2008 4:45 am

According to Britney Spears’ label-run site, the above picture is in fact the cover for her forthcoming Circus–and yes, that’s a brand-new photo of Brit Brit there, one where her shoulder is nearly as big as her head. But even odder than the Britney-as-contortionist tableau presented by the cover are some of the song titles that we should come to expect from Circus. Sure, “Out From Under” and “Shattered Glass” could have come straight from the Blackout sessions, but what to make of “If U Seek Amy”–could that be an ode to text messages that are mangled by drunken tying? Or “Mmm Papi,” which I hope is a big song about how she’s all hot and bothered over Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, and not an anthropomorphization of ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s popozao?

It’s Here [Britney.com] [Hi-res cover via BritneySpears.com]