Katy Perry Rides A Giant Dildo, Stinks Up The Joint
MTV Europe’s European Music Awards, which are currently streaming live on the Web for people off the continent, were prefaced by a Perez Hilton red carpet show and hosted by Katy “I Kissed A Girl” Perry, so yeah, watching it sounds about as fun as ramming nails into my elbows. And to make matters worse, Perry showed up wearing a football uniform–an American football uniform–and riding… something kinda dirty-looking. I think it’s supposed to be Katy Perry Brand Cherry ChapStick™, but I’m pretty sure it’s also supposed to signal the launch of her new sex toy line. That thing she’s riding is not not phallic, if you know what I’m saying. One thing we can be sure of is the importance of AutoTune to Perry’s voice, because her performance of her still-kicking hit is completely AutoTune-free. Seriously, we’ve placed it after the jump so you can steel yourselves before clicking “play.”
MTV Europe Music Awards 2008 [MTV.co.uk] Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl [YouTube]
