Sean Hannity Creates A Package Tour For America

noah | November 18, 2008 2:30 am

Billy Ray Cyrus, Charlie Daniels, recent government appointee Lee Greenwood, Michael W. Smith, and uh Oliver North are going to embark on a right-wing Lollapalooza next summer, when Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts ’09 take place at various locales around America. In an effort to maximize value for people who might want to see all of these men at the same time, buying a ticket doesn’t just get you a chance to hear “Achy Breaky Heart” retrofitted for a politicized audience; it also gives you a chance to collect items like boxes and mugs, although despite the promise of gifts something about this whole enterprise leads me to believe that Miley Cyrus will be a late “get as many asses into seats as possible” addition to at least one date. Maybe it’s the prospect of Oliver North singing? Or the number of times any human being, even the most red-blooded, will stand sitting through “God Bless The USA” within the space of one evening? [Premier Collectibles; HT Rob Murphy / Pic via Gawker]