Not Directly Music-Related, But Still Kinda Relevant Dept.

noah | December 18, 2008 1:45 am

So much for orange tongues holding your memories of late nights, everybody: “MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.” But wait, it gets worse: “MillerCoors will also cease marketing campaigns that appeal to underage youth, like its sponsorship of professional air guitarist William Ocean.” Oh, great. Now what are the young air guitarists practicing in their basements going to aspire to? [St. Louis Business Journal; HT Dan C.]