Courtney Love Will Be Brought To You By Feminine Hygiene Products In The Near Future

noah | January 2, 2009 11:30 am

Raise your hand if you knew that Courtney Love was planning on releasing her new album, Nobody’s Daughter, via her Web site yesterday. I didn’t, but that’s because I don’t read Elle, where she apparently broke this story a few months back. It doesn’t matter really because the release didn’t happen, even though the songs will, according to the dude who administers (but doesn’t spell-check) her MySpace blog, “just leave you breathless like the first time you listened to Live Through This or Celebrity Skin.” (Well, one out of two…) In case you wondered what the source of the delays might have been, tales of paranormal technical issues and tampon sponsorships after the jump!

Here are some reasons why the album was delayed ( and we are not sugarcoating it kids )

The Studio that Courtney and her band were using to record had some paranormal technical issues and had to be moved from one studio to another studio right around the holidays due to some technical sound issues that Beinhorn who is a master and a genius was not happy with. The room was a paranormal issue, Courtney and crew could not hear between guitars. Sound and vocal mixings have to be completed still to perfection. if Courtney had it her way she would have it the studios sound checked first but it was originally use as a hip hop rap studio so the acoustics were all fucked up.

The Artwork is pretty much done..Courtney has 30 million dollars in sponsorships, from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn’t even understand that part!

Courtney will keep you updated on her album release, but don’t worry the wait at the DMV will always be longer.

Tequila and a “menstrual company”… well, I guess those are both recession-proof industries, right? It’s not like the downturn’s going to result in women being handed out Annuale en masse…

why Nobody’s Daughter was nowhere to be found today.. [Courtney Love’s MySpace Blog]