A Few Sorta-Punny Headlines For That “Jon Bon Jovi To Sing For A Hillary Fundraiser” Story

noah | January 5, 2009 11:30 am

“Jon Bon Jovi May Send Hillary’s Campaign Out In A Blaze Of Glory” “Hillary Asks Jon Bon Jovi To Be Her Knight On A Steel Horse” “Jon Bon Jovi To Hillary: ‘I Was Made To Be Your (Money) Man'” “Bon Jovi Will Help Hillary ‘Runaway’ From The Campaign Trail” “Jon And Hillary: The Tommy & Gina Of 2008 Presidential Politics?”

Surely you can come up with better ones? Bonus points if you can figure out a way to use that line about losing “more than that in my backseat” line from “Never Say Goodbye.” [AP]