“Shhhh-it!”: Idolator’s Super-Secret Music Interview Series Oscillates My Metallic Sonatas

Every week in the “Shhhh-it!” AnonIMous Super-Secret Music-Biz Interview Series (S-I!AS-SM-BIS for, uh, short) we interview a grizzled music industry veteran via the topsy-turvy world of instant messaging. This week brings an interview with TheThingThatShouldNotBe, an editor at a metal magazine and a longtime aficionado of the genre. TheThingThatShouldNotBe has a lot to say about the state of metal today and is fairly sanguine about the prospects for metal print magazines in this deleterious time for the music industry. He poses a theory as to why metal fans are so devoted, chastises Idolator for its lack of metal coverage, and takes on the lack of metal on year-end lists, particularly that of Pitchfork:

TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, pitchfork reviewed a fistful of metal releases throughout the year, some quite favorably, but when it came time to make up their top 50 list, not one metal title was on there TheThingThatShouldNotBe: same with the onion av club list – not one metal title StumpyPete1975: I think it’s the problem with consensus StumpyPete1975: there is that one metal guy on staff TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it bugs me because they’re not claiming to be parochial indie-only sites, they’re claiming to be covering the best of current music StumpyPete1975: yep TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and yet, when the year ends, their true colors are revealed TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, i don’t have to pretend to like bon iver or whoeverthefuck, you know? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: when i make a list of the best albums of the year, it’s gonna be the best METAL albums of the year, and everyone reading it knows that going in TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but pitchfork wants to expand their stylistic purview – until they don’t TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and it winds up being disrespectful TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and an inaccurate portrayal of culture as it exists on the ground

Metal machine music after the jump!

StumpyPete1975: I follow metal on the fringes like a lot of indie rocker types StumpyPete1975: but what’s the state of metal as you see it in 2009? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: 2008 was a fantastic year for metal. literally dozens of incredible albums by big and small bands. judas priest, metallica, guns n’ roses (yes, i really liked Chinese Democracy, a lot), ac/dc, amon amarth, opeth, in this moment, gojira, meshuggah, the sword, nachtmystium, i mean, i could go on and on TheThingThatShouldNotBe: we picked a top 50 and left stuff out, you know? it was a great year TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and i think metal continues to sell better than other genres – not platinum or anything, but double-digit thousands of copies for indie label releases, which is as good or better than bands getting pitchfork hype TheThingThatShouldNotBe: plus, metal fans are fiercely devoted – they’re lifers, in from age 12-13 to the grave for the most part StumpyPete1975: I’ve noticed that StumpyPete1975: my metal friends eat, breathe, and sleep metal forever TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i’m not sure what 2009’s gonna look like – i know there are albums coming from mastodon, killswitch engage, deftones, lamb of god (i’ve heard that one and it’s great), napalm death, others TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but the general economic decline may hurt the genre as it hurts everyone else StumpyPete1975: sure, but it’s nice to hear someone excited about their place in the biz! StumpyPete1975: haha TheThingThatShouldNotBe: new slayer album this year, too – can’t not be excited about that StumpyPete1975: of course StumpyPete1975: I mean, those guys just keep on keeping on StumpyPete1975: it’s pretty amazing StumpyPete1975: why do you think that metal bands inspire such devotion AND have such longevity? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: mostly it’s because they play to their strengths – slayer, motorhead, iron maiden, napalm death, amon amarth – these are bands that don’t make massive stylistic left turns TheThingThatShouldNotBe: they know what they’re good at, they know what their audience wants, and they give it to them TheThingThatShouldNotBe: also, the atmosphere of a metal concert has to be taken into account – it’s very ritualistic and cathartic TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metal bands don’t jam – they play the songs exactly as you know and love ’em from the album TheThingThatShouldNotBe: the chorus comes in and everyone pumps their fists and shouts along – it’s a ritual StumpyPete1975: do you think it’s easy for them to get stuck in ruts, though, without the stylistic shifts? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: one person’s rut is another person’s defined style StumpyPete1975: sure TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i don’t think change is a universally good thing TheThingThatShouldNotBe: when the jesus & mary chain turned down the feedback, everyone realized “hey, this band can’t play and they’ve only ever written one song” StumpyPete1975: hahaha StumpyPete1975: I was JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT StumpyPete1975: although I still liked that one song StumpyPete1975: so I’m with them forever TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i have the first four albums in my ipod StumpyPete1975: indie audiences (and others, too) are always CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE StumpyPete1975: and then when someone does change they get pilloried for it StumpyPete1975: hell, most rock audiences are like that TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that’s because indie is all about insecurity TheThingThatShouldNotBe: thus the constant style-pillaging and hiding behind inch-thick layers of irony TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metalheads know who they are and are cool with who they are TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it’s largely class-based StumpyPete1975: class as in social or economic? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: both at once TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metal is working-class white people music (though it’s also working-class LATINO music, something a lot of people don’t realize) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: tons of latinos in bands – tom araya and dave lombardo, just to start TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but it’s working class music TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it’s about catharsis and power fantasies and obsession and violence TheThingThatShouldNotBe: all stuff that limp-wristed college kids can’t relate to or cope with for the most part StumpyPete1975: haha StumpyPete1975: you are calling me OUT! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: so when they dabble in metal it’s always with a wink to their buddies – “yeah, isn’t this stuff FUNNY? no, i don’t listen to it SERIOUSLY, i’m not some DIRTBAG” StumpyPete1975: do you feel that way about the “Pitchfork Metal” like Mastodon, Torche, or Harvey Milk? StumpyPete1975: like, Relapse Records is the approved token label? (and it’s a great label, btw) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: the whole “hipster metal/pitchfork metal” thing is a weird area. harvey milk i admit i don’t get, though lots of my writers do. mastodon i like but haven’t loved since Leviathan – major label money has hurt them creatively i think. StumpyPete1975: interesting TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but a band like the Sword legitimately rocks. that’s a great metal record no matter where you buy your jeans. TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i think hydra head is actually the hipster label of choice – jesu, isis, etc. StumpyPete1975: oh sure StumpyPete1975: I forgot about them completely StumpyPete1975: I’m an idiot! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: torche is on hydra head. StumpyPete1975: I’m an idiot TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and don’t forget southern lord, a label that pretty much personifies joe carducci’s dictum that record collectors shouldn’t be in bands StumpyPete1975: haha TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i love a lot of what southern lord puts out, but the purpose of a sunn O))) album for actual home listening utterly eludes me StumpyPete1975: I feel like a lot of people transfer feelings about shows to metal records, maybe more than most genres StumpyPete1975: that the two realms interoperate together better than with most…that they are essential together in understanding an artist StumpyPete1975: most of my metal friends see shows as important as records TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that may be true, i don’t know TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i am getting old and don’t go out as much as i used to TheThingThatShouldNotBe: most of the shows i saw this past year were in arenas – judas priest/heaven and hell/motorhead, iron maiden, ac/dc StumpyPete1975: ooh TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but i know people who were out A LOT this year StumpyPete1975: well, there is something of a circuit StumpyPete1975: I’ve always been envious of it StumpyPete1975: punk rock has it StumpyPete1975: metal has it StumpyPete1975: heck, Christian rock has it StumpyPete1975: the word gets out and people come out to support it more it seems TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that has its good and bad points TheThingThatShouldNotBe: on the one hand, yeah, there’s always a lot of shows – and big ups to BB King’s in manhattan for booking tons of metal gigs the last few years, especially underground death metal tours TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but on the other hand, the package tour thing gets monopolized by a few labels and a few promoters and acts get squeezed and mistreated – short set times, bad time slots, haphazard bills where the acts don’t mesh well stylistically TheThingThatShouldNotBe: in some attempt to cover all the bases StumpyPete1975: yeah, I love to play with metal bands but my band is so wimpy StumpyPete1975: I keep trying to schedule shows with them but our audience hates it StumpyPete1975: to be fair, the metal fans are much more accommodating TheThingThatShouldNotBe: yeah, metal fans are generally friendly and non-threatening StumpyPete1975: oh yeah TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it’s our dark secret TheThingThatShouldNotBe: again it’s all about being secure with yourself TheThingThatShouldNotBe: if you’ve been sporting long hair and black t-shirts since junior high, by your mid-20s you have no one to impress anymore StumpyPete1975: good point! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: you just are who you are StumpyPete1975: one problem I’ve had with some metal in the past is that it came off kind of same-y…almost boring…and this is music that should be violent and surprising in my mind StumpyPete1975: it was aggressive, sure, but it followed a formula TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that’s definitely true TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but how far are guitars and drums gonna take you, no matter what you’re doing? StumpyPete1975: I guess so StumpyPete1975: I thought maybe electronics and stuff would have filtered in more TheThingThatShouldNotBe: in a way, people have unrealistic expectations of metal because of the rhetoric, i think – when every album is described as “brutal,” “savage,” “devastating” etc., you come in expecting the apocalypse TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and what you get is, in fact, a highly disciplined music based on instrumental technique and precision TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, people looking at a picture of a death metal band would think these guys were cavemen TheThingThatShouldNotBe: (and this is something i think “hipster metal” bands and fans, like Dead Child and Witch and a couple other acts, didn’t get), but in fact – playing metal is HARD TheThingThatShouldNotBe: anybody can buy a guitar and an amp and sound like johnny ramone in two weeks TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but you can’t sound like kerry king, or dave mustaine, or some of these younger technical death metal kids TheThingThatShouldNotBe: those dudes have spent YEARS sitting in their bedrooms practicing scales and whatnot TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it’s like looking at some free jazz guy blaring away and thinking he’s just honking out of nowhere but there’s years of study that goes into that “anarchic” sound StumpyPete1975: oh yeah StumpyPete1975: I say that to people all of the time TheThingThatShouldNotBe: death metal is closer to classical music than rock TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and in some cases, with the Scandinavian stuff, it really is! StumpyPete1975: absolutely TheThingThatShouldNotBe: james malone from arsis has composed string quartets TheThingThatShouldNotBe: has written music for a ballet troupe TheThingThatShouldNotBe: this actually goes to part of what i’m trying to do with the mag TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i’m trying to treat metal fans intelligently, and treat the music as worthy of thoughtful discussion TheThingThatShouldNotBe: not beard-stroking stuff like The Wire but just, you know, these are serious musicians who are good at what they do and that’s worthy of respect TheThingThatShouldNotBe: of course, i also try to commission and/or write stories that offer something the internet can’t – gotta keep print viable TheThingThatShouldNotBe: so we tell STORIES, send the writer to do something with the band rather than just get quotes about the new album, the sessions, blah blah blah TheThingThatShouldNotBe: something you can’t get from a myspace blog StumpyPete1975: how is metal print faring? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: doing okay StumpyPete1975: yeah? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: circ has gone up since i started StumpyPete1975: cool StumpyPete1975: here is something I’ve noticed StumpyPete1975: Kerrang, Metal Edge, Rock Sound, Alt Press (sorta but you know), Decibel, Revolver StumpyPete1975: there are more, of course StumpyPete1975: Metalhammer? StumpyPete1975: are they still around? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: all still around but Kerrang isn’t a metal title anymore really, they’re closer to Alt Press territory StumpyPete1975: aha TheThingThatShouldNotBe: plus don’t forget Terrorizer TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that’s the mag i actually read other than my own StumpyPete1975: oh yeah! StumpyPete1975: well, all of these are still around though and that’s a lot compared to the indie/rock world StumpyPete1975: they are dropping like flies there and yet the metal-ish pubs seem to be doing okay TheThingThatShouldNotBe: yeah, well, does the world really need harp AND paste AND magnet AND relix? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: good question, but now there are hardly any of them left StumpyPete1975: I actually like a preponderance of voices – I’m all free marketplace of ideas StumpyPete1975: plus I like people having jobs! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: if there were a preponderance of voices, that would be great, but the problem with indie music crit is that it’s a lot like washington dc political journalism – it’s a herd mentality TheThingThatShouldNotBe: everybody decides together that arcade fire (or vampire weekend or fleet foxes) is The Thing, and runs after it like little kids at a soccer game StumpyPete1975: you think it’s different with metal? StumpyPete1975: (not an accusatory question, btw) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: yeah, i do TheThingThatShouldNotBe: Decibel covers different bands than Metal Edge does, Metal Edge is in competition with revolver for cover subjects (in a rs/spin sort of way) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: terrorizer covers the same territory as decibel but from the uk TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and metal maniacs is even more underground than decibel, like if a band sells too many copies they’re no longer eligible for coverage – they’re like the maximum rock ‘n’ roll of metal, sorta the border guards, keepin’ it pure StumpyPete1975: do you think that metal fans prefer print? StumpyPete1975: there IS something about zine culture and the like that appeals to that scene TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i think they still APPRECIATE print TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metal fans are all over the web – look at blabbermouth.net, metalsucks.net, skullsnbones.com, other sites TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but magazines hold an appeal because you can stack up back issues and re-read old interviews, etc. StumpyPete1975: it’s that devotion again TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and most mags do try to give readers something genuinely interesting and almost literary TheThingThatShouldNotBe: the tradition of good music journalism is preserved in my mag (he said modestly) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: we don’t publish many 5000-word think pieces or anything, but we provide unexpected angles as i said above TheThingThatShouldNotBe: we do really think about the albums we review and how they fit not only within that band’s oeuvre (woo-hoo, fancy word!) but also within their genre and within metal as a whole TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and also we attempt to preserve the idea of metal as a community TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i don’t think indie fans consider themselves a group the way metalheads do StumpyPete1975: nope StumpyPete1975: and if they did, I’d be suspicious! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i know pop fans don’t – pop is just whatever’s selling really well at the moment StumpyPete1975: and indie is kinda the same way StumpyPete1975: it’s very ill-defined StumpyPete1975: I want to ask you about advertising StumpyPete1975: has it dried up for you like it has for other mags or does the fact that there is a very definable demographic help in garnering it? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: helps a little, but it’s a tough sell, guaranteed TheThingThatShouldNotBe: (and there’s a strong editorial/advertising wall, so i don’t monitor it too closely) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but it seems like labels aren’t advertising as much as in the past TheThingThatShouldNotBe: partly because of a dearth of releases, partly because of tight budgets TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i heard about one of the biggest bands in metal – put out their fourth album last year – the ad budget was what it was for their debut, nine years ago TheThingThatShouldNotBe: radical cutbacks on spending StumpyPete1975: who was it, if you don’t mind me asking? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: slipknot TheThingThatShouldNotBe: budget went up and up for albums 2 and 3 then went back to nothing for the fourth one StumpyPete1975: wow TheThingThatShouldNotBe: so advertising in general is more lifestyle oriented – clothing lines, musical instrument companies, etc TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i don’t know much about marketing or advertising TheThingThatShouldNotBe: so i don’t know whether ads in print mags for albums actually help or not StumpyPete1975: yeah, I don’t know either StumpyPete1975: but I think it is all presence StumpyPete1975: you see a review StumpyPete1975: see the ad StumpyPete1975: see it online StumpyPete1975: two or three things StumpyPete1975: and you say okay gotta check this out TheThingThatShouldNotBe: profile helps cement importance TheThingThatShouldNotBe: everything about magazine publishing is such a blind gamble though TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i have no idea if putting a given artist on the cover is gonna sell more copies or not – except with a few guaranteed acts like metallica, slipknot, etc. StumpyPete1975: do you see metal broadening its tent? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metal fans are welcoming TheThingThatShouldNotBe: don’t be a dick, don’t come to a show sneering and throwing attitude around, and it’ll be cool, you’ll have fun TheThingThatShouldNotBe: if you can’t have fun at an amon amarth show, whether you know the songs or not, there’s something wrong with you TheThingThatShouldNotBe: from a commercial standpoint, though, i’m not sure TheThingThatShouldNotBe: radio is still very metal resistant, as are non-genre publications, which really pisses me off TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, pitchfork reviewed a fistful of metal releases throughout the year, some quite favorably, but when it came time to make up their top 50 list, not one metal title was on there TheThingThatShouldNotBe: same with the onion av club list – not one metal title StumpyPete1975: I think it’s the problem with consensus StumpyPete1975: there is that one metal guy on staff TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it bugs me because they’re not claiming to be parochial indie-only sites, they’re claiming to be covering the best of current music StumpyPete1975: yep TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and yet, when the year ends, their true colors are revealed TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, i don’t have to pretend to like bon iver or whoeverthefuck, you know? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: when i make a list of the best albums of the year, it’s gonna be the best METAL albums of the year, and everyone reading it knows that going in TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but pitchfork wants to expand their stylistic purview – until they don’t TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and it winds up being disrespectful TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and an inaccurate portrayal of culture as it exists on the ground StumpyPete1975: it ends up being tokenism, really StumpyPete1975: like, phew, we covered a few metal records this year StumpyPete1975: good job guys! TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i mean, i will guarantee you the records i cover outsell the records they cover, in the aggregate, by a significant margin TheThingThatShouldNotBe: not that sales are everything, but they’re not nothing TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and should be taken into account when weighing “cultural significance” StumpyPete1975: yeah StumpyPete1975: you want to weigh in on the big sellers TheThingThatShouldNotBe: metal is culturally significant music – in the sense that it has an impact on the culture – and non-metal outlets should admit that in a non-tokenistic way TheThingThatShouldNotBe: but they’re still barely coming to grips with hip-hop, so i’m not holding my breath or anything StumpyPete1975: that’s true TheThingThatShouldNotBe: maybe part of it (and i said this to ryan schreiber in a real-time conversation once) is that the indie kids all got pantsed by the metal kids in junior high and high school, and there’s vestigial resentment TheThingThatShouldNotBe: so now that they’ve built their little clubhouse, they’re very careful about monitoring the door StumpyPete1975: our metal kids got pantsed by other people TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i think it’s true of idolator, too, btw StumpyPete1975: yeah? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: idolator doesn’t cover metal very much at all StumpyPete1975: hmm TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and it should StumpyPete1975: you’re right probably StumpyPete1975: honestly, I just don’t know enough and I think that’s the problem with Idolator, the Fork, etc. StumpyPete1975: it’s hard to do it when you don’t know much StumpyPete1975: and your education is so far ahead of mine that I don’t want to come off like a dilettante StumpyPete1975: sure, I have some records and stuff, but it’s all stuff friends have given me StumpyPete1975: I ask them, what’s hot in metal? and they send me records TheThingThatShouldNotBe: dilettante-ism is okay TheThingThatShouldNotBe: it’s SMUG dilettante-ism that’s annoying TheThingThatShouldNotBe: come in with an open mind and say “hey, i don’t know much but this seems cool to me” and some churls will jump on you but others will be super helpful and say “ok, then you should listen to this and this and this” TheThingThatShouldNotBe: the problems arise when people come in and point and say “hey, look what the cavemen did in the corner!” StumpyPete1975: maybe they should all get haircuts like Metallica! (kidding) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and i admit it goes both ways TheThingThatShouldNotBe: when early man’s record came out a few years ago my first thought was “it’s on Matador – it’s gotta suck” TheThingThatShouldNotBe: turned out it was really good, though TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and now they’re on a “real metal label” (The End) StumpyPete1975: and what about in terms of what kinds of bands count as metal? The fringe guys, maybe the math rockers, the Neurosis gothy stuff? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i think metal is continually absorbing sounds from outside TheThingThatShouldNotBe: everything is fodder for the Heavy TheThingThatShouldNotBe: native instruments, drones, hip-hop beats, techno, whatever TheThingThatShouldNotBe: a few bands try things, if they succeed others clone it and all of a sudden you’ve got a subgenre (“NeurIsis bands”) StumpyPete1975: aha TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i don’t like some of the subgenres/styles (“prom dress metal” – gothicky stuff w/girl singers – does nothing for me, and i have had to admit that 90 percent of black metal leaves me utterly cold, no pun intended) TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i’m much more of a death metal guy StumpyPete1975: black metal does tickle my silly bone sometimes TheThingThatShouldNotBe: and i like big choruses and guitar solos – i came to metal through judas priest when i was 11, and that’s still what i like TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i like Manowar for hell’s sake StumpyPete1975: oh I love them so much StumpyPete1975: they are kind of hilarious and amazing in their devotion to metal for metal’s sake TheThingThatShouldNotBe: sure, they’re cartoonish, but there are some damn good songs on their albums, and they can really play the fuck out of their instruments StumpyPete1975: it’s so over-the-top and wonderful StumpyPete1975: agreed TheThingThatShouldNotBe: we’ve [covered the band], not because they had a new album out or were doing anything big in the u.s. (they primarily tour europe nowadays) but just because TheThingThatShouldNotBe: that’s my editorial approach in a nutshell – if you’re worthy of respect, you’re worthy of coverage, whether you’ve got a new album out or not they’re worthy of respect StumpyPete1975: do you like King Diamond? TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i like some Mercyful Fate stuff but never got into KD as a solo artist StumpyPete1975: I never heard that Mercyful Fate stuff TheThingThatShouldNotBe: too Euro for me, not visceral enough StumpyPete1975: oh yeah StumpyPete1975: it’s very Euro TheThingThatShouldNotBe: i like grab-you-by-the-nuts metal

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