It’s Happening

noah | March 5, 2009 12:30 pm

The Osbournes’ variety hour—you know, the one that helped cancel Ozzfest this year?—will debut on March 31, right after American Idol; from there it’ll run as a series of one-hour specials, which I think is Fox-exec code for “we’re going to wait and see if it craps the bed the way Rosie Live! did last Thanksgiving.” [Reuters]