Three-Quarters Of Osbourne Family Already Sure That Variety Show Is Going To Tank

noah | March 30, 2009 3:30 am

The Fox trainwreck Osbournes: Reloaded hasn’t even had its chance to experience a 75% dropoff in ratings from American Idol yet, but already Family Of Darkness patriarch Ozzy Osbourne is disavowing a segment of the show in which the family “hilariously” works the drive-through window at a burger joint: “Not to my liking, to be honest with you. I didn’t get involved in the entertainment business to do fast food restaurants. These people really work… I come from a working-class background. I’ve never forgotten that. I’ve done my share of destroying hotel rooms and all of that stuff. It makes me realize they’re still out there and they’re still doing them jobs.” And paying for Ozzfest tickets! Oh, wait. But Ozzy isn’t the only member of the family whose grin-and-bear-it publicity-tour routine is slipping. After the jump, Kelly and Jack grit their teeth through an interview segment on the always hard-hitting TV Guide Channel. See how long you can make it through without cringing!

For me, it was the 40-second mark, when Jack talks about the time-honored comedic trope of old hags making out with younger guys being a part of the show. I hope they got Cameron Diaz for that bit!

Osbournes Reloaded: Kelly & Jack [YouTube via Blabbermouth]