Coolio was busted for suspicion of having a pocket (or maybe carry-on bag?) full of crack rocks at LAX on Friday. There’s no joke here, because it’s just kinda sad. Please note that it’s TMZ claiming it was crack, while Reuters (at least as of Friday afternoon) has an airport spokesperson claiming it was “narcotics.” Which means it probably wasn’t Mr. Dash. Award for admirably corny headline goes to E! for “Coolio’s Out on Bail After Uncool Drug Bust .” [Yahoo]