Dave Mustaine is expanding his coffee business into the “coffee-of-the-month club” realm. For just $19.99 a month, you can drink the Megadeth frontman’s favorite java as you read the paper and fume about the United Nations–just like he does! First up: “This PERUVIAN coffee was so pleasing to taste and had the right boost I needed in the morning for me to prepare for another day of shredding!” Oh, and he prefers it to be dark-roasted. [Legends Cup Coffee; HT Jon Solomon]