In these sometimes-trying times, it’s nice to know that people in this world are still cranking out novelty songs about asses in hopes of becoming the next Soulja Boy. Thank you, GS Boyz, for your song “Booty Dew”; I suspect it will do well, although it may not be such a great sign that when I first got it I thought, “Wow, Mountain Dew is really getting kind of desperate when it comes to their viral-marketing campaigns!” [GS Boyz]