Surely One Of You Out There Wants To Try Out For “American Idol”

noah | June 2, 2009 4:00 pm

Sure, it’s not like the whole kerfuffle over people being taught how to use their cell phones’ directory functions is even cold in the ground yet, but the next round of auditions for America’s No. 1 singing-talent-slash-freak-show starts next weekend in Boston. The next six weeks will also feature tryouts in Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, and Orlando, so get practicing! Or, you know, just put together a RYAN SEACREST PLEASE GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR MANY JOBS sign, because then you’ll be a cinch for the opening montage. The schedule as it now stands is after the jump. Atlanta: Georgia Dome Registration, June 16-17; Auditions, June 18 Boston: Gillette Stadium Registration, June 12-13; Auditions, June 14 Chicago: TBA Registration and audition dates TBA Dallas: TBA Registration and audition dates TBA Denver: Invesco Field Registration, July 12-13; Auditions, July 14 Los Angeles: Rose Bowl Registration, June 28-29; Auditions, June 30 Orlando: Amway Arena Registration, July 7-8; Auditions, July 9 How fitting is it that Orlando’s arena is named after a multi-level marketing concern? Oh, Florida. Season 9 Auditions []