Your Lil Wayne Imitation Could Bring You Some Young Money, Baby

noah | June 15, 2009 1:00 pm
Do people tell you that you sound like popular hip-hop artist Lil Wayne? Are you in need of money and in the general vicinity of Washington, D.C.? You could maybe make some extra scratch while impersonating Weezy for the purposes of tricking some poor kid who wants only one thing: A performance by Lil Wayne at his super-ish sweet 16. And you don’t even have to shell out for a wig or a fake tattoo, although you
may need to learn how to be shitty at guitar.

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately. Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition. Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

Worst parent ever, or worst parent ever? Also, I wonder if I am only the person who said “I wonder what the 2 Live Jews guys are up to” with the whole 67-and-blind bit. Lil Wayne wanted [Craigslist via Skwerl]