This May Be The Only Thing Good To Come Out Of Miley Cyrus’ “Party In The USA”

noah | September 22, 2009 3:00 pm

Miley Cyrus’ new single may sound like a Velveeta-and-Miracle Whip sandwich that was made on Wonder Bread and served up on one of those brightly colored plates that come in a Target For Dorm Rooms set, but imagining All Caps Chat Room Version Of Jim Thome sing along with its lyrics—which are somehow more inane than the song’s music, and that’s a feat—made me laugh for about five minutes straight, for real. (The whole series of chat-room scenarios in which newish teammates Manny Ramirez and Thome try to reunite the 1997 Cleveland Indians for purposes of winning a World Series is really good, for those of you who enjoy the sport of baseball.) [Fanhouse]