Chris Brown Is Not En Pointe

noah | September 30, 2009 4:00 pm

Repentant R & B singer Chris Brown Tweeted earlier that the follow-up single to his new track “I Can Transform Ya”—from his forthcoming album Graffiti—would be “a ballet called crawl.” Alas, those of you who like me got excited that he would try to apologize to his ex-girlfriend Rihanna and the American public at large while engaging in some sort of jetée-filled antics will be disappointed; turns out he meant “ballad.” Still holding out hope for Jazz Hands Of Sorrow, then. [@MechanicalDummy / Twitter]