50 Cent: Ready To Terminate Your Lunch

noah | October 1, 2009 3:00 pm

I guess grossing people out via his attention-whore antics and ass-covering homophobia wasn’t enough for 50 Cent, who’s gearing up to (finally, although who was really waiting?) release his long-in-the-works album Before I Self-Destruct on Nov. 17. The cover, which Curtis revealed via his Twitter account earlier today, shows the man as an about-to-erupt volcano-slash-Terminator impersonator. Anyone want to take bets on how many more times this record is delayed between now and six weeks from now? I’ll start the bidding at “two.” [via @50cent / Twitter]