Katy Perry To Host Celebration Of Berlin Wall’s Destruction

Perpetually aggravating singer Katy Perry is once again hosting MTV’s European Music Awards, which take place tomorrow night and which this year are being held in Berlin to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the wall separating the city’s western and eastern sides—i.e. the Cold War’s most potent symbol of the Iron Curtain—falling. Here’s hoping that she’ll reprise the most memorable part of her hosting stint from last year’s awards, and ride a dildo that’s shaped like a hammer and sickle in order to celebrate. One thing’s for sure: Celebrities who attend the awards are getting a bunch of expensive crap for free, further honoring capitalism’s complete insanity of right now democracy’s triumph!

— Sony Ericsson Jalou by Dolce & Gabbana — The Beatles: Rock Band software and t-shirts — Anthon Berg – luxury chocolates — Borgmann – liquor — Chinawhite Nightclub, London – founder membership — Codello – luxury Cashmere scarf — Cushe – footwear — Diesel – perfume / aftershave — Dolce & Gabbana – designer sunglasses — Editors Key – Editing keyboard set — Evita Peroni – jewellery gift box and sunglasses — Freesoul jeans – selection of clothing from the 2010 collection — Gibson – Reverse Flying V electric guitar and limited edition wine — Kyoku for Men – gift box — Limited edition print – from the artist MyMo — L’Occitane – luxury scented candles — Maxhenkell T-shirts. — Ole Henriksen – beauty products and Los Angeles spa vouchers — Polaroid 2 – digital camera and Polaroid PoGo printer — Quintessentially – annual membership, spa day or Formula One driving experience and bottle of wine — Rimowa suitcases — Rituals – fragrance sticks and candles — Ritmo Mundo – designer watches — Remington – electric shavers, hairdryers and hair straighteners — Rudolph Care – organic beauty products — SpongeBob SquarePants laptop bags — Susanne Kaufmann – beauty products and spa treatments at the Awards — Sri Panwa Resort – 2 night stay in luxury beachside villa in Phuket — Triwa – watch — Ti Sento – bracelet and gift box — Versace – perfume and aftershave — Zara MTV t-shirts

I know I sleep better at night knowing that people who are vaguely famous can score free “Formula One driving experiences” that come with bottles of wine! Berlin holds MTV awards, 20 years after fall of Wall [Reuters] Exclusive Gifting Suite Brings Bling, Dazzle & Glam To The Stars At The 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards [Reuters]