Countess LuAnn De Lesseps Wants To School You In Elegance Via Her New Single

Robbie Daw | April 27, 2010 10:38 am

At some point your really do begin to wonder exactly who’s been lying to these Real Housewives broads by telling them they can sing. Case in point: “Countess” LuAnn de Lesseps, from the New York City edition of Bravo’s hit series, who just released a single called “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” And, no—it probably can’t. But money sure was able to buy The Countess plenty of Auto Tune. Get schooled by the aspiring 44-year-old pop star’s club track below.

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We’ll give kudos to whoever concocted this jam for its early ’90s house feel, for it does inspire the need to take a bitchy, silk handkerchief-wavin’ strut down the catwalk. And at least de Lesseps is consistent—last year she released a book titled Class With The Countess: How To Live With Elegance And Flair.

But as far as reviewing LuAnn’s vocals, we’ll just choose to defer to iTunes user OUGrad’s review titled “Voice Of A Tranny”:

“This could not sound more like a man in drag singing. This is more about coulda and less about shoulda. Stick to being a horrible human, LuAnn, you’re better at that.”

Now that’s elegant.