Countess LuAnn De Lesseps Wants To School You In Elegance Via Her New Single

At some point your really do begin to wonder exactly who’s been lying to these Real Housewives broads by telling them they can sing. Case in point: “Countess” LuAnn de Lesseps, from the New York City edition of Bravo’s hit series, who just released a single called “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” And, no—it probably can’t. But money sure was able to buy The Countess plenty of Auto Tune. Get schooled by the aspiring 44-year-old pop star’s club track below.

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We’ll give kudos to whoever concocted this jam for its early ’90s house feel, for it does inspire the need to take a bitchy, silk handkerchief-wavin’ strut down the catwalk. And at least de Lesseps is consistent—last year she released a book titled Class With The Countess: How To Live With Elegance And Flair.

But as far as reviewing LuAnn’s vocals, we’ll just choose to defer to iTunes user OUGrad’s review titled “Voice Of A Tranny”:

“This could not sound more like a man in drag singing. This is more about coulda and less about shoulda. Stick to being a horrible human, LuAnn, you’re better at that.”

Now that’s elegant.