Christina Aguilera And Nicki Minaj Seek Aural Pleasure With New Track “Woo Hoo”

Becky Bain | May 10, 2010 9:31 am

Master of subtlety Christina Aguilera apparently still has her mind in the gutter. Xtina teamed up with go-to featured-rap gal Nicki Minaj for the upbeat dance track “Woo Hoo,” and if you think these two women are singing about anything other than their lady parts, you clearly have lived a very sheltered life. Jump below to listen to “Woo Hoo,” a track which may as well have been called “The Vagina Monologues.”

[wpaudio url=”//″ text=”Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj – Woo Hoo” dl=”0″] “You know you really wanna taste my (woo hoo!),” sings Xtina and Nicki on the Claude Kelly-penned, Polow Da Don-produced track. “You know you wanan take a peek, wanna see my (woo hoo!), you know you wanna put your lips where my hips are, kiss my (woo hoo!)”

If there’s one person who can match Christina Aguilera’s naughtiness, it’s Nicki Minaj, so these two pretty much make a perfect pair for this type of song.  And as far as catchiness goes, this one is miles ahead of “Not Myself Tonight,” a song we still can’t hum to save our lives. We can already hear the “woo hoo!” chorus (which reminds us a little bit of Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl”) being sung by clubgoers on the dancefloor.

But… really, Christina? A barely-veiled song about oral sex? When you’ve already got a track about wanting to get with all the boys and the girls and telling haters to ef-off? How much of Bionic is just Christina being sexually explicit for the sake of being sexually explicit? At this point in her career, it all comes off as “been there, had sex with that.”

At least the song is catchy. Although we think she should have just tacked this sentiment on at the end: