The Morning Mix: Katy Perry Is A Teenager’s Dream

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:: Katy Perry will host the Teen Choice Awards this August. Chances of her wearing a machine gun bra? Slim to none. [EW]

:: Even at its worst, Glee is still endlessly entertaining, which is why you should check out this list of the Top 5 Best and top 5 Worst performances from Season 1. [Vulture]

:: Glee is seriously coming a full house—Uncle Jesse himself John Stamos will guest star on the show in Season 2 as Emma’s new dentist boyfriend. Dentists do make more money than glee directors and Spanish teachers, so we guess this is an upgrade for her? [Just Jared]

:: The Lollapalooza set times have been posted, and you ticket holders have some seriously tough decisions to make. [Spinner]

:: The Christina Aguilera backlash dissected. Remember a year ago when people were brimming over with excitement at what Xtina’s next move could possibly be and how amazing it would turn out? Yeah, we miss those times. [PopEater]

Which music acts are hitting the tube tonight after the jump:

Music on TV Today: :: Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) — OK Go :: Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) — Christina Aguilera :: Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) — Massive Attack (repeat) :: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — Phish :: Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) — Ludacris (repeat) :: Lopez Tonight (TBS) — Ice Cube :: The View (ABC) — Jason Derulo :: Live with Regis and Kelly (ABC) — Taio Cruz