Amy Winehouse Is Back, Bigger And Not Any Better

Becky Bain | July 7, 2010 12:00 pm

Mark Ronson’s new band had their debut at the 100 Club in London last night, and they had a very special guest share the stage with them. Musical recluse Amy Winehouse performed “Valerie” from Ronson’s Version at the jazz cafe, although “performed” might be stretching it. Basically, she held a microphone and sometimes warbled sounds into it. Watch the live video below.

Oh dear. Let’s focus on the positive. For at least the three minutes it took to mumble out some incomprehensible version of the song, she wasn’t in an alleyway with blood on her clothing doing god knows what. And at least she isn’t spending the next 90 days in jail? (Yet.)

Amy’s stage presence makes Courtney Love look like she finished graduating from etiquette school at the top of her class. And is it just us, or does she look like she’s literally too weak to stand up straight, her new breasts throwing her off balance?

?uestlove might seriously want to reconsider his dream supergroup. And Amy might want to reconsider rehab yet again.

Let’s revisit better times, when Amy could not only sing, but sing brilliantly and effortlessly.