Justin Bieber Segways His Way To Freedom
Note to Justin Bieber: if you want to escape from your rabid, flesh-eating (we’re assuming they would devour your tattooed flesh if they ever got ahold of you) fan base waiting for you outside your concert, you might want to use those colorful kicks of yours instead of trying to outrun them on a Segway. Just a suggestion. Video of The Great Bieber Escape below.
It’s like 28 Days Later, with pre-teen zombies. Yikes.