Ke$ha’s Sickening “Cannibal” Gives It Up For Jeffrey Dahmer
The world’s modern day Shakespeare and Virgina Woolf combined, Ke$ha, is currently prepping her second album of 2010, the 9-song Cannibal. And the LP’s title track brings new lows to cannibalism. Sample lyric: “Now that I’m famous, you’re up my anus, I’m gonna eat you fool!” Note to songwriters far and wide: there is never, ever, a good reason to include the word “anus” in your song. If you’re famished for some pure pop poetry as only a roadkill connoisseur can write it, jump below.
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“Use your finger to stir my tea, and for dessert I’ll suck your teeth,” threatens Ke$ha. “Be too sweet and you’ll be a goner, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.”
We just lost our appetite.
We can get behind the beat and the tune of this club song — besides the bit at the bridge which sounds like K-Dolla’s mating call — but the lyrics are killing our whole party vibe. (See also: Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream reject, the tune “Milk Milk Lemonade” that not-so-deliciously blends sex and fecal matter.) We’re not positive that this wasn’t written by a comedian going to extremes while attempting to write a Ke$ha parody song.
With this charming ditty, the appropriately named “Sleazy” and the so-called pride anthem “We R Who We R“, it sounds like Ke$ha and her team are trying to be even more idiotic and shocking this time around.
What do you think, folks? Is this bloodthirsty track also destined to join “We R Who We R” at the top of the charts?