Ke$ha Has A Girlie-Man Problem In ‘Cannibal’ Track “Grow A Pear”

Robbie Daw | November 18, 2010 2:39 pm

As if both “Stephen” and “The Harold Song” weren’t enough of a deterrent for any guy looking to date pop tigress Ke$ha, she has officially served up the ultimate tell-of tune in the form of Cannibal‘s “Grow A Pear”. Head below to listen. And, guys—it’s best if you wear some protective gear. Where to begin with Ke$ha’s lyrical zingers here?:

* “I signed up for a man but you are just a bitch.”

* “I just can’t date a dude with a vadge.”

* “I think you’re hot, I think you’re alright, but you’re acting like a chick all the time.”

* “When I first met you, panties droppin’… One day you asked if we could just talk and that’s the reason why I’m walkin’.”

* “I’m not tryin’ to be rude and crude but I just wanted one thing from you and you got confused.”

* “And, no—I don’t want to see your man-gina.”

Now sit back and prepare for a verbal lashing from Ke$ha:

[wpaudio url=”//″ text=”Ke$ha – Grow A Pear” dl=”0″] “Grow A Pear” is vulgar. It’s utterly misandrous. It’s everything that’s wrong with society and its enforcement of gender stereotypes. And, yeah—sigh—we kind of love it.

Cannibal is out Monday, November 22.

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