‘Glee’ Wakes Up In The Morning Feeling Like P Diddy, Performs “TiK ToK”

There was a ton of drinkin’ and smoochin’ on last night’s episode of Glee (we refuse to admit Rachel and Blaine’s kiss actually happened), and there is no better pop songstress to tribute in an hour full of underage debauchery than “Slutwave” goddess Ke$ha. Heather Morris, who hasn’t shined this much since the “Britney/Brittany” episode, led the hungover pack of New Directions in a performance of “TiK ToK”, warning their schoolmates about the dangers of alcohol abuse by singing about brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack. Watch below.

We think the Auto-Tune here was unnecessary, but without it you probably wouldn’t recognize it as a Ke$ha song.

Can Heather Morris teach Ms. Sebert a few moves? Not that we don’t love Ke$h’s robotic arm swinging… but really. Heather totally outshines the actual pop star on this one.

The best part of the episode — besides Brittany and Santana puking purple stuff to conclude the number (Ke$ha wouldn’t have it any other way) — was Rachel’s original song about her most beloved possession, her headband. We’re guessing this one wasn’t produced by Max Martin.

Rachel Berry – “My Headband”

There you rest with all the rest

Of my accessories on my night stand

You’re red or yellow

And like a good fellow

Sometimes you get lost in my mess

But when schoolgirl pigtails wont do

And I need to control my do

You’re the only one I can count on

My headband

You’re my headband

Wrapped right around my melon

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