Joe Jonas Makes Music Out Of Gossip Magazine Headlines

Becky Bain | July 1, 2011 11:46 am

Joe Jonas appeared on BBC Radio yesterday to promote his new solo single “See No More”, and the dapper Jo Bro, who was filled with unbridled angst in his new video, kept it lighthearted while singing a song with lyrics straight out of the tabloids. Best of all, this low-brow meets high-brow performance art was set to the tune of Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero”. Watch below!

The fun starts thirty seconds in, FYI.

Here’s the first verse and chorus of Joe’s gossip song:

My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing A ghost stole our life savings Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide My mate boiled my willy

I’m so fat I broke the toilet Six toilets, actually I fell for a sexy robot I paint with my boobies

All this needs is for Nicki Minaj to throw down a rap verse using only quips from the Fashion Police of Us Weekly, and we smell a Grammy for Best Song!