Lady Gaga Takes Dressing Like A Man Very Seriously, Wears Fake Penis At VMAs

Becky Bain | August 30, 2011 2:55 pm

First Lady Gaga has a penis, then she doesn’t have a penis, now she has a penis again? Make up your mind, Gaga! According to Us Weekly, the gender-bending pop star wore a prosthetic phallus in addition to men’s clothing (and underwear!) while playing her male alter-ego Jo Calderone at the 2011 MTV VMAs. Gaga even went method backstage — jump below to catch her, er, we mean Jo speaking to the press room. It’s almost as uncomfortable to watch as that near-kiss with Britney.

This F-bomb-laden Q&A is pretty awkward, since Gaga refuses to speak as anyone but Jo, but doesn’t really have anything interesting for Jo to say. Gaga should really think about taking some improv classes at Groundlings the next time she wants to step out in character.

“Britney’s fucking hot,” says Jo, when asked if he/she and Britney would ever hook up. “Gaga is my girl, but Britney’s fucking hot — she’s fucking Britney Spears! Didn’t you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?” How soon before we get Jo uploading a creepy/sweet Jim Carrey-esque video of love about Ms. Spears?