R. Kelly Actually Named His Autobiography ‘Soula Coaster: The Diary Of Me’

Becky Bain | November 9, 2011 9:55 am

If you’ve ever wanted to go into the mind that came up with the world’s most baffling musical opus “Trapped In The Closet”, R. Kelly has written an autobiography and given it a title worthy of the man it’s about: Soula Coaster: The Diary Of Me. (That’s almost as good a title as Black Panties.) The cover features Kells, dressed in a tux and posing like Jesus on the red carpet, standing among many, many microphones and no people. If we figured out the metaphor correctly, that’s kind of a bummer, no?