Ke$ha Likes Your Beard Enough To Put It In Her Mouth
And just when we thought Ke$ha couldn’t get any weirder! It’s a good thing it’s Friday, because we’ll need to the weekend to recover from the $leazy songbird’s latest video, “Put Your Beard In My Mouth,” which is not in any way a euphemism. It features the “Only Wanna Dance With You” diva literally putting a variety of facial hair of all shapes and sizes into her mouth for your photographic enjoyment. (We imagine she’ll start a separate Tumblr for pics of herself coughing up hairballs.) The vid also features a, shall we say, “Whiskers Remix” of “Your Love Is My Drug” featuring Ke$ha shouting “Beard!” at various decibel levels. Head below if you dare — and bon appetit.
In the words that only K-Dolla could ever utter:
“YESYESYESYES. THIS IS LIKE A DATING WEBSITE. BUT. JUST FOR ME.
GOODNIGHT BEARDS. ILL DREAM OF YOU ALL. IN MY MOUTH.”
For even more beards in Ke$ha’s mouth, keep an eye on Ke$ha’s PutYourBeardInMyMouth Tumblr.