Justin Bieber Sex Doll: Here’s Everything Wrong With “Just-in Beaver”

Erika Brooks Adickman | November 5, 2012 4:21 pm

There is a Justin Bieber sex doll. We’ll wait a moment for your mind to piece itself back together. We wish we could tell you this was just another JB prank, but sadly there really is a Justin Bieber sex doll, and its name is Justin-In Beaver. He’s inflatable and he’s only $32.95 (in case you were wondering). The adult toy company Pipedream — who we’re sure you remember from the Miley Cyrus sex dolls — are the masterminds behind the unofficial product.

And if the contents inside the Just-in Beaver packaging weren’t enough to churn your stomach just a little, the wording on the packing itself is beyond ridiculous with gems like: “I wanna be your boy toy!”, “I’m not gay (ok maybe a ‘lil)” and of course this little bit of prose: “When he’s not beating up the paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high tops in hot Hollywood tail.” Warms your heart, doesn’t it?

Even if you were interested in adding this to your list for Santa this holiday season, we doubt the doll will be around for very long, considering how fast the pop star’s lawyers were all over the Joustin’ Beaver iPhone game.

[Socialite Life]

Now that you’ve seen everything (and lived to tell the tale), what do you make of the JB love doll?