Jay-Z’s Got 99 Problems, But Mitt Ain’t One: Morning Mix

Carl Williott | November 6, 2012 5:00 am

Did You Hear?

:: At President Obama‘s rally in Columbus, Ohio on Monday (November 5), Jay-Z gave his modern classic “99 Problems” a political spoof: he changed the iconic line to “If you havin’ world problems I feel bad for you son / I got 99 problems, but Mitt ain’t one.” The backing track, as you can hear above, still had the un-presidential “bitch” in the refrain, though. [Billboard]

:: A porn executive is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to reprise her role from Borgore‘s “Decisions” video. There’s a catch, of course. Instead of making out with costar/fiance Liam Hemsworth, the Sex.com rep wants her to make out with her other costar from the video: porn star Jessie Andrews. [Complex]

:: Remember when Katy Perry and Rihanna were in adorable BFF mode at the VMAs? Apparently RiRi’s rekindled ties with Chris Brown have caused a rift in the friendship. Perry is barely speaking to Rihanna because she reportedly thinks the “Diamonds” singer is making a huge mistake. [Oh No They Didn’t!]

:: Mother, diva, dancer, reality judge and now author? Britney Spears is reportedly in talks with a division of HarperCollins to write a novel. [Pop Dust]

:: Bret McKenzie is writing songs for the The Muppets sequel, which is set to film in early 2013. The Flight Of The Conchords member was the music supervisor for the 2011 film, and won an Oscar for his song “Man or Muppet.”

After the jump, find out which music acts you can find on the tube today. Just kidding, it’s all election all the time for just about every network today.