Grammys: Rihanna To Perform With Bruno Mars & Sting

Idolator Staff | February 4, 2013 8:56 am

The 2013 Grammys are fast approaching, and the list of performers is still growing: Last night via Twitter, the awards show announced that crooner Bruno Mars and the legendary Sting will join Rihanna onstage for a special performance.

So what will they do together? What will they sing? Our prediction is that Rihanna, clothed in a Lanvin onesie, Kenzo trucker hat and a garland of rose petals, will emerge triumphantly from a trapdoor while Sting sings “Desert Rose” and Bruno Mars tap-dances on the corner of the stage wearing a fedora. Another possibility is that Bruno Mars and Sting will be tied and gagged wearing bondage gear in cages on the stage while the Bajan pop princess sings “S&M.” But that’s just a few ideas. As the great Ellie Goulding once famously noted, anything could happen.

Rihanna is up for three Grammys this time around, while her fellow nominee Bruno is up for one. (Sting, of course, already has a tantric sex closet full of them at home.) The live broadcast will air this Sunday, February 10th, at 8:00 p.m. EST on CBS.