Cher Announces Album Delay Via Ridiculous Tweets: “I Am Older Than Fire & Twice As Hot”
After a fan tweeted at Cher today (February 28) saying she didn’t think the singer’s new album would actually see the light of day in March, Cher responded with news of the album’s delay. The LP, which includes a duet with Lady Gaga and songs written by Pink, has been pushed back to September now, according to Cher’s tweet. And of this prospect, Cher said, “SHOOT ME.”
The legendary performer then decided to lay into the fan who (correctly) doubted her ability to release the album on schedule, Twitter-yelling: “and from the bottom of my heart ….. Fk YOU.” But it seemed to be all in good fun, as Cher went on to respond to followers in hilarious, often self-deprecating fashion to vent her frustrations with the delay. Cher is already a music icon, but head below to see why she’s becoming a Twitter icon, too.
@james_cicconeI’m sure it won’t Either! Single in June cd inSept ! There !! Freak! Leave !! hold your fkng breath till u turn Blue !
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@james_ciccone life is delightful, Disappointing&Delightful.If U think ANYONE HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THEIR LIFE,U NEED 2 GROW THE FK UP
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@james_cicconeAS A MATTER OF FACT,YOUR DISAPPOINTMENTPALES IN COMPARISON 2 MINE. RECORD CO Wants 2 put it out AFTER SUMMER ! SHOOT ME
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@james_ciccone and from the bottom of my heart ….. Fk YOU
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@rickyappleseed That makes it 64 yrs younger than me ! Your Point ?Old things have No Value ? Or…??YOU HAVE NO VISION OR MAGIC IN YOUR
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@sleazycunt @lorraine_starI AM OLDER THAN FIRE,& TWICE AS HOT !!!
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
@sitecherbrasilHmmm…let’s see…3 yrs from now ?
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
There goes my beauty Sleep!Argue amongst yourselves about how lame,fkd up this release date is, how disappointed you are & THEN STEP INTO
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013
THIGH HIGH’S!!! There should b a TEAR RUNNING DOWN YOUR CHEEK ! I have songs,Im proud of,but Must wait,before I can SING ! U Think UR Sad ?
— Cher(@cher) February 28, 2013