Rihanna Promotes Upcoming Show ‘Styled To Rock’: Watch

Sam Lansky | June 28, 2013 7:05 am

Well! This is absolutely the most thrilling 10 seconds of video you’ll watch today: It’s a new promo for Rihanna‘s upcoming Style Network series Styled To Rock, which she’s just executive-producing, not even hosting, but whatever, it’s Rihanna. Just let the #ratchet Bajan princess live her life, okay?

The show, which launched first in a UK edition and faced underperforming ratings, is now getting a US launch — and this first promo really gets your engine going, doesn’t it? Yikes! Here’s what happens:

1. They call Rihanna “Robyn ‘Rihanna’ Fenty.” 2. She says “Styled to rock!” while wearing custom rings that spell out “STYLED TO ROCK,” and the “R” in “ROCK” is the old Rated R logo, so I mean, just, wow. 3. That’s literally it.

Get ready, folks.