Patrice Wilson Ruthlessly Trolls Us With Alison Gold’s “ABCDEFG”: Watch
Patrice Wilson, the mastermind behind world’s most dubious production house Ark Factory, crosses the line with Alison Gold‘s follow up to surprise top 30 hit “Chinese Food”. While previous efforts like the aforementioned ode to Asian dining and Rebecca Black‘s cult classic “Friday” have landed firmly in the grey zone between terrible and kind of amazing, “ABCDEFG” blatantly trolls for YouTube views.
There’s not much to like about Alison’s topic of future therapy sessions. The 13-year-old says the alphabet in a flat monotone over a backing track that sounds like it was composed on an iPhone. And that’s not even the worst thing about “ABCDEFG”. Patrice drugs and kidnaps the teen (all in the name of fun!) before delivering her to a nightclub. Basic doesn’t describe it. Watch up top.
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