10 Flop Star Dudes Time Forgot…But We Never Will

Jonathan Riggs | July 11, 2014 5:30 am

7. Aaron Carter

Debut album: Aaron Carter (1998) Best Single: “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 35 His Secret Weapon: Serving as Hilary Duff’s “So Yesterday.” His Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “One time, this guy and I were sitting out in the school courtyard eating lunch. I was helping him do his homework, but he was listening to music from his earphones, and I was so irritated because I kept calling him every two minutes but he could not hear me. So at last I unplugged his earphones from his phone and this song rang through the phone’s speakers. A bunch of people looked at us, and when he realized, I saw fifty shades of red on his face. Gosh, the memories. ”

6. Evan and Jaron

Debut album: We’ve Never Heard of You, Either (1998) Best Single: “Crazy for This Girl” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: 15 Their Secret Weapon: Wonder Twin powers, undress activate! Their Most Eloquent YouTube Defender:Dawson’s Creek brought me here. 14 years ago I remember this being the theme of the budding Pacey & Joey affair that really shifted the goalpost.”

5. Sum 41

Debut album: All Killer, No Filler (2001) Best Single: “In Too Deep” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: n/a Their Secret Weapon: The Lavigne le vagin. Their Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “I was 17 when this song came out. Awesome time…right up until 9/11.”

4. Mitchel Musso

Debut album: Mitchel Musso (2009) Best Single: “The In Crowd” Billboard Hot 100 Peak: n/a His Secret Weapon: Proximity to the holy Hannah Montana wig. His Most Eloquent YouTube Defender: “Remember how this changed everybody’s world when it came out?”