Madonna Wants You To Think Of Oral Sex With Her Official 2015 Calendar Promo Pic

Robbie Daw | September 19, 2014 4:55 am

Hey, pop kiddies, remember when Madonna demonstrated how superb she was at performing oral sex on a bottle in her 1991 Truth Or Dare documentary? You know, it was the scene where she practically downed half of the hunk of glass, then tilted the bottle up in the air and, um, swallowed whatever swill was inside. Doesn’t ring a bell?

Well, that’s okay, because Madge is clearly showing a whole new generation how it’s done via the above image released to promote her official 2015 calendar (which you can order here).

Her official site store touts the following: “Get ready for another surprising Madonna year with this 16-month calendar featuring stunning photographs by Tom Munro, Steven Klein and Madonna herself! 12 X 12 inches.”

Oh, Madonna — was that last bit really necessary? Let’s just stick with the classics and watch this NSFW how-do demonstration:

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