Azealia Banks’ Ebola Twitter Rant: She Thinks She’s Got This Crisis All Figured Out, Everyone!
With no release date in sight for Azealia Banks‘ perpetually-delayed debut album, the label-less rapstress apparently has a lot of time on her hands. Hence the pearls of extreme wisdom she’s been dishing out on Twitter this week, such as giving her two cents on Snoop Dogg and Iggy Azalea‘s since-resolved spat and, now, the global Ebola crisis.
United Nations secretary general Ban Ki-moon has launched an appeal for donations to a trust fund aimed at fighting the deadly disease. But Banks doesn’t really see the point in people coughing up money, as her tweets from this morning indicate. Rather, she believes the government has the solution at its fingertips: Just print more money, which can then be burned after Ebola goes away!
Sure, that might very well cause the world’s currency to become worthless and the entire financial system to collapse, but, hey — #YOLO!
Study up on Professor Banks’ theory for Ebola relief below, pop pupils.
But why does the UN need to “raise” money for ebola? Cant the gov just print the damn dollars themselves and get this shit done already?
— AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
Its not like money is real anyway…. — AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
Then once ebola is gone we can just burn all the new dollars and everything can go back to normal!
— AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
I just dont understand why money is standing in the way of getting this shit dealt with. It seems like a no brainer. — AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
Its okay if you think im stupid cause chances are, … I think you’re stupid too!!!!
— AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
You guys completely missed the point. — AZEALIA ⚓️ BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) October 17, 2014
Sure, thanks for this, Azealia. A for effort.
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