The Dress Playlist: 17 Songs To Help You Decide If The Color Of This Thing Is White, Blue, Black Or Gold

Robbie Daw | February 27, 2015 11:11 am

By now, if you have access to the Internet and are reading this, The Dress — yes, THE DRESS —  has likely entered your consciousness. What is The Dress? Who does The Dress belong to? What color is The Dress? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?

As it turns out, the dress was worn by the mother of a bride who got married last weekend somewhere on an island off of Scotland. A musician in the wedding band named Caitlan McNeill posted a photo of the dress on Tumblr, and an online frenzy ensued wherein those who saw the picture tried to determine whether the dress is indeed white and gold, or blue and black? And once Buzzfeed got involved yesterday, well, a literal world wide meltdown occurred.

We here at Idolator have figured out the colors of this dress, however. We did it very simply. And how did we come to our conclusion? Through song, of course — actually, make that 17 songs. Plus, we simply threw every last fuck we have about this entire debate out the window, and that opened our eyes to the spectrum of The Dress.

Those songs mentioned lie below. You should listen to them. Then, and only then, you will know all about The Mother Fucking Dress.

Listen above and learn, pop kiddos.

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