Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast: 10 Trashy Jokes Heard At The Taping

Robbie Daw | March 16, 2015 10:28 am
Justin Bieber ApologizesFor His Behavior
JB comes clean about his past antics during a break from his roast taping.

Justin Bieber was verbally taken to task this past Saturday, March 14, during the taping up his Comedy Central roast. (It airs on March 30.) Those lobbing jokes at the singer included Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal, Ludacris, Jeffrey Ross, Kevin Hart, Will Ferrell (as his “Ron Burgundy” movie alter ego) and Hannibal Buress.

Not in attendance: Selena Gomez. That, however, didn’t stop crass jokes involving Bieber’s ex from flying around over the course of two hours.

Above, we rounded up some photos of a blue-suit-wearing Bieber in various states of embarrassment from the taping. And below you’ll find a list of the creme de la trash from the upcoming special, pulled from various sources.

Snoop Dogg: “Justin, you release so many horrible videos you should change your name to Vanilla ISIS.”

Kevin Hart: “Justin’s Canadian. He’s actually considered American, because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole.”

Martha Stewart: “Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”

Ludacris: “You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you.”

Kevin Hart: “Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.”

Chris D’Elia: “I’m proud of you. You have it all. You are literally a guy who has it all, except for respect, love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.”

Snoop Dogg: “Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.”

Hannibal Buress: “They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”

Chris D’Elia: “Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? … You are about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.”

Justin Bieber: “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”

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