Ed Sheeran Will Co-Host The MTV Europe Music Awards In October With Ruby Rose

Robbie Daw | September 30, 2015 10:21 am

OH BOY. We’re all in for a real gingery treat with this year’s MTV Europe Music Awards, folks! Ed Sheeran is hosting the whole thing! No, wait — he’s co-hosting, with Orange Is The New Black Season 3 star Ruby Rose.

My god, the tingles in my downstairs no-no place are at Level Orange right now…orange like Ed’s scrumptrulicious wig. And Ruby’s jumpsuit.

So, here’s the deal — Taylor Swift is the most-nominated artist at this year’s EMAs, because Taylor Swift is always the most-nominated artist at any event where nominations are involved. And Tay and Ed borrow each other’s clothes and paint each other’s cellphone cases, so, like, maybe they’ll duet together!?!?!?!?!?

Holy mother of Yeebuz. Death by laser pussy.

This all goes down on October 25 in Milan, and will be televised across the great big planet.

Bye.

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