Justin Bieber’s Penis Pics: Review Revue

Carl Williott | October 8, 2015 7:50 am
Here's Justin Bieber Naked With His Penis Out
Naked paparazzi photos of Justin Bieber are floating around the internet right now.

Naked photos of Justin Bieber, showing his penis and everything, surfaced online yesterday (October 7), and it broke the internet. The rabid denizens of the web had no problem peeping the NSFW dick pics despite the fact that they were privacy-invading, long-range paparazzi shots of the star taking a naked stroll on what he thought was his secluded Bora Bora balcony. (Though there is a conspiracy that Biebs did this on…Purpose.)

Little Biebs:: See the NSFW pics of Justin Bieber naked

Initially, we refrained from using value statements like “massive,” “exquisite,” “adorable” or “mediocre” when discussing Bieber’s dong, because our cock shot posts are tasteful. But that doesn’t mean we won’t let other people do the judging. And judge they did, so the reviews for Bieber’s penis are in…and they’re pretty good!

Justin Bieber’s dick probably would’ve gotten, like, a 7.0 on Pitchfork. We’ve rounded up the reviews below in our most important Review Revue of all time.

:: Mashable took immediate stock of the situation, writing “Photos of Justin Bieber’s penis are on the Internet now. Which means that photos of Justin Bieber’s penis are the Internet.”

:: The Frisky gushed, calling it “a nice fucking wang” and “a really beautiful penis.”

:: The Cut ran with the headline “There Are Pictures of Justin Bieber’s Big Penis on the Internet.”

:: Death and Taxes observed “His penis is not small.”

:: The Daily Beast was blown away by Bieber’s beast. “Let’s just say we’re finally beginning to understand the source of that Magnum-sized ego. It might get harder to fault Bieber for obnoxiously walking through life with his dick swinging — now that we’ve seen his dick swinging.”

:: Uproxx thought “his dick, if Twitter is to be believed, is actually pretty good.”

:: Gawker wasn’t so impressed, calling it “not bad,” with a Gawker staffer commenting, “I think it’s more NOT SMALL than certifiably BIG.”

:: Dlisted says “the Little Biebs isn’t a taco, it’s more of a taquito.”

:: Jezebel‘s writer recalls the life-changing moment: “I said aloud, without thinking, ‘Welp, I have now seen Justin Bieber’s big dick.'”

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